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starfish | by Patrick Hayes.
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death-by-lulz:

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

image

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

tastefullyoffensive:

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

cleolinda:

peacocktales:

huffingtonpost:

Kristen Bell: Sloth causes birthday meltdown. 

I love her so much

I will always reblog for “He’s coming for the party?”

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

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guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

youthfolly:

envycamacho:

what is this from

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